A lesson learnt

by DiamonDie

I grew up in sterile environment. I never got anything. I never expected to deserve anything. I existed and it was enough. I was never good in anything. My integrates were inferior. My derivates went straight to hell. Subject adverb predicate discriminate osmosis narcist jesus christ superstar. I wasn't very liked. People kicked me in the head, literally. It hurt. I was 153 centimeters tall and weighed 45 kg, so I was no match for them. That's when I started lying. First it hurt me even more. I fought pain by physical means. The protrusion in my face started to grow. It grew inside. Outside it shrank. I became very small-nosed. It did increase my external appearance. Still I got no romantic contact with the other sex. But something started to develop in my nose. It felt a bit like a huge lump of snot. I realized that my nose had evolved into a flounder. It transmitted alpha waves of an unknown frequency. There was a lethal weapon in my nose. I was ready for the battle between the good and the evil. In school I faced my tormentors. I concentrated deeply in the radioactive flounder. I told the radiation to set out. Nothing happened. I realized that instead of an ionizing flat fish it was a lump of snot in my nose. I got beaten up.


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